crimisin | (no subject)

questionoftheday asks: How prepared would you say you are for a disaster? Say that the zombie apocalypse happened, what is your likelihood of surviving?

My answer: I live in a hotel, downtown, in a major metropolitan area, in the United States. If the Zombie Apocalypse happens I'm dead right away.
I would like to think I'm more prepared for other disasters though. Like my building has a Nuclear Fallout Shelter in the basement, and there are places to go in case of a tornado. Plus all standard fire safety stuff.
I guess a Pandemic would be an issue though, for the same reasons that the zombies would take me out. It's just hard when you live in such a heavily populated area.
Also, if we're counting zombies as a possibility we should also count hostile aliens. Which, might target more important cities first. So I probably wouldn't be instantly dead. And, I'm ready to throw down against aliens. I assume if they've made it here they have technology that far outstrips our own and it'll be a completely losing battle. But, mama didn't raise no bitch.